February 2012
“The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves, that we are...”
– Cassius, WIlliam Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar (via thefearkeepsmemoving)
“Even if you were shooting diamonds out of your penis, I woudn’t have sex with...”
– Bethenny Frankel
Bethenny Ever After S3, Ep01
(via meandering-musings)
me: -trying to sleep-
brain: lol no. remember that embarrassing moment that happened to you today.
brain: oh, you also forgot to do your homework.
brain: no one will ever love you.
brain: you are going to die.
brain: you have to pee.